Enter at your own risk. With spring sprung and loins longing, the mating season at Rose Haven Resort resumes. Unlike other health retreats, Rose Haven boats the best in under-qualified, idiot staff who continually offer their clients the finest skills in laziness, distraction and eagerness to get into one another's pants. Yes, Rose Haven Resort is definitely the place to come if you enjoy being fed the diet of a farm animal, exercising until limbs self-dislocate and having enemas in incorrect orifices. Please enjoy your stay.
Enter at your own risk. With spring sprung and loins longing, the mating season at Rose Haven Resort resumes. Unlike other health retreats, Rose Haven boats the best in under-qualified, idiot staff who continually offer their clients the finest skills in laziness, distraction and eagerness to get into one another's pants. Yes, Rose Haven Resort is definitely the place to come if you enjoy being fed the diet of a farm animal, exercising until limbs self-dislocate and having enemas in incorrect orifices. Please enjoy your stay.
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Writers: Felicity Beadsmoore
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Completion date: 10/03/2016
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