“Wall Street Junkies”
Half-hour sitcom pilot.
Three lifelong friends unite at their new job and use every dirty trick from the book, including their ingenious home pets, to get the company’s jackpot.
LUKE, MIKE, and GARY reunite after years in a bar in which works a monkey, which is on the run after he stole the president’s “football.” The monkey prepares Luke a drink, which sends Luke into a coma for an hour.
Mike gets a speaking bird, PEPE, who knows more than all secret files in the USA together, which sends Mike and Pepe immediately on the warpath. Luke lives with CHO, a Korean computer specialist that married Luke to get out of prison and surprises with Luke ASH, a military dog, with more mental issues than the US fiscal deficit. With the help of Cho’s device, unfortunately for his roommates, Ash also speaks.
The three friends meet with Faith at their bar where Luke switches his drink with Faith’s, and Faith learns how it feels to drink cockroaches eggs, with snake poison. Unfortunately for Faith, the monkey put in a triple dose, thinking the drink was for Luke.